dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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