Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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