I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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