Yo dont text me then not text me
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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