Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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