If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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