How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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