He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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