I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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