My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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