A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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