so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
