Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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