Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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