Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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