is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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