just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
40s are totally the cure
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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