Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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