Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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