just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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