You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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