No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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