Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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