before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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