I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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