youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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