I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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