For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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