i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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