One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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