There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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