OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
