Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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