i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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