I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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