I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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