Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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