The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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