We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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