I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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