I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
