Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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