he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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