White coat. Heels.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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