so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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