Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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