So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
