We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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