i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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