you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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