So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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