ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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