1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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