Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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