Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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