I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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