Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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